100 Types of UCLA Fans

so you are saying what, you are using HAMLET I think

102 is that how many fb games you guys have won over the last 25 years

bob whats wrung with my sgelling it's from a ucla ejectulation

Wow. I'm so sorry that you have nothing better to do than insult random people you don't know on the Internet. Rave on if you want, just know that I am no longer listening.
And by the way,
I'm fourteen with an IQ six standard deviations above the mean (for adults).
Before you try to "dumb down" evolution and Darwinism, figure out who you're talking to next time.

Elena- You may want to check out your last post smarty..."At least spell some things right"..."hipocrite"
Hmmm, you may want to get a dictionary out to check the a)spelling and (b)definition of that word...While you are at it look up "irony" & "moron".
Elena-"insult my intelligence without having ANY personal information."
Ah, but I did have 'personal information' that is why I sourced (uh oh, big word, hope you still got the dictionary open!!) each of my 'hypocrite', 'stupid', 'shallow', & 'whinny' (or 'whiny' if you prefer...I myself think 'whinny' actually describes you and your posts best)comments.
That you have a hard time understanding my last post is of no surprise....so I will just try to explain the most important part, about the 'gene pool'. You see there is something called 'evolution', usually credited to a man called Charles Darwin that hypothesizes that......you know what I best just dumb it down for you...DO NOT BREED.

Well, I tried to take your advice and put my "writing skills" to craft a more serious piece. Here's my take on the Tim Floyd era at USC.

http://socalsportshub.com/2009/08/14/reflecting-on...

Count me in!

I'm down Rich. haha

Hey, people! I'd like to share with all of you a profound realization. I graduated from SC in '99. I'm currently an MBA student at UCLA. Guess what I've found:

TROJANS AND BRUINS ARE MORE ALIKE THAN DIFFERENT!!!

So, can't we all just get along? I'm going for a beer... who wants one?

Hey I already apologized because I realized that was too much and out of line. There is no need to write a long comment that makes no sense about something that has nothing to do with you. At least spell some things right (whinny? Did you mean whiny? I'm not a horse dipshit)
and you call me a hipocrite, yet you still say that I'm stupid and insult my intelligence without having ANY personal information.
And based on the structure and format of that comment, I'm guessing that english and writing were not and are not you're strong suits.

Well 102 you are such a great person as all bruins are, oh BTW how is Mr. Henley these days.

Hey how do you keep a Bruin off your front porch?
Give them a twenty for the pizza and shut the door. :D

Let me tell you Joey, OJ will now and forever, be the end all beat all, trump card that we Bruins will not hesitate to whip-out on any TrOJay that gets too big for his or her britches.

If you don't like that, then I suggest u$c* consider the character of their football players as opposed to only being concerned about winning. Too late!

BTW, that old tried and true TrOJan chestnut, Sam Gilbert, is at least 15 years older than OJ murdering those two people. It is as pathetic as the day it was first uttered as an attempt to disparage "The Greatest Coach of All Time."

Who wins here? That's rhetorical. But come on dude, let's use our skill as writers of some renown and come up with some real comedy.

Again, Mountain Logger illustrates point 97.

In all reality, I fit #95. There's only one kind of SC fan, a front-runner.

Elena-
"I tend to get carried away when people insinuate that privileged people are bad people."
Like Whinny? (See above)
Shallow? "And money = success in the real world."-Elena
Hypocritical? "Elena said “It’s amazing how much you can deduce about someone with no personal information” … And yet Elena, with no personal information, stated that Johnny O. was poor and not successful in life." -misterfabulous
Stupid? (See above)
Boy, way to disprove that 'privileged people are bad people' brainiac!
You best find someone that will support you for the occasional romp in the sack, as it is clear you would bring nothing else worth paying for to the job market. But don't let him get you pregnant, b/c (1) As stated above....you best not lose whatever looks you may have (2) Improve the gene pool.
Everybody wins!!

Joey, I wasn't going to respond with anything, but then I saw that you linked to a video from "To Catch a Predator." Of course, the guy in the video had nothing to do with UCLA. But it reminded me of something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBevfzdlMRQ

yeah, bringing up OJ is "played out", but bringing up Sam Gilbert is a fresh and original take. LOL!

Sean,
You're absolutely right on both accounts. When either USC or UCLA does well it actually benefits the other, especially in football. But with that said, we're rivals and it's incredibly fun to have a friendly banter/trash-talk back and forth.

As for the NFL, you're right. Bush and Leinart, great college guys, have sucked in the pros. I think it's too early to write them off, but it is time to question whether they'll eve meet those incredibly high expectations.

I just think it is funny how we all get excited about someone talking crap about OUR So Cal football teams. I am a huge Bruins fan but that doesn't stop me for cheering for the Trojans when they play anyone except for the Bruins. Let's not get started on the Heisman trophy winner Reggie Bush going to the pro's and getting shown up by Maurice Jones Drew! I guess some guys are just meant to be good College players and not pro's! Let's not forget Kurt Warner's back up.

You are an awesome dude mr. Kaufman and I thank you for making the world a better place.

I love how I point out how the UCLA fans keep referencing OJ jokes 15 years after the fact and Bruins102NCAA just proves my point. priceless!

Hypocrites, liars, and just plain unfunny people. The Usual u$c* suspects.

I have to say that I am in amazement by how easy it is to clown these trOJay fools. Keep up the good work!

Yes, and I apologize for any offense that may have caused. I tend to get carried away when people insinuate that privileged people are bad people. Yet I still don't think that is quite the same thing as calling me a person with am attention seeking disease who deserves to be raped.

Elena said "It’s amazing how much you can deduce about someone with no personal information" ... And yet Elena, with no personal information, stated that Johnny O. was poor and not successful in life.

Wow LO what up with that not the thing to say to anyone. This is all in fun I am sure USC like all schools has some dip shize fans too. Heck I was at the dodger’s game on Saturday and if I was in my assigned seat I would have had a shoe hit me in the head. Darn what a fool I was I could have sued the heck out of the parking lot attendant, but know I listened to my friend and moved to see better two seats over. Basically there is bad fans every where today.

So now I'm an anorexic rape victim. Interesting. It's amazing how much you can deduce about someone with no personal information.

Take it easy LO. No personal attacks please.

Stick to stuff you know, Elena, like anorexia and getting date raped.

And money = success in the real world. So don't be jealous that you won't ever have either.

Wow Johnny O. Maybe you should spend Less time focusing on writing rambling and incessant posts and more time in helping your football team actually win a game once in a while.

Have fun finishing in the middle of the PAC 10
FUCLA

Wow this totally describes Bruins Nation, Yes this means you Nestor, Tydides,and the girls

Jonny O. that was absolutely magnificent.

I think you have that Raiders one wrong, those are SC fans that root for the Raiders not Bruin fans.

Here's a couple more for the USC fans list:

* The guy who refuses to acknowledge that Reggie Bush's parents getting a house is wrong.
* The guy who predicted that USC would shut down Vince Young.
* The guy who wears an OJ Simpson throwback jersey to games.
* The guy who made death threats to the girl who accused Mark Sanchez of rape.
* The guy who murders his wife and an innocent bystander, beats the case and then goes down for an armed robbery in Las Vegas.
* The faggot who follows Pete Carroll's Twitter page religiously.
* The guy that uses the "N" word in everyday life.
* The guy who wears an OJ Mayo jersey even though the kid skipped town three months later for the NBA while leaving the program is shambles.
* The guy who claims he's a USC football fan but that UConn/Duke/UNC/Gonzaga etc. is his college basketball team.
* The guy who predicted the Galen Center would mean Final Fours for USC
* The guy who guaranteed that Tim Floyd would be more successful than Ben Howland.
* The guy who doesn't pay his child support but has a premium account at wearesc.com
* The guy who keeps a straight face as he tells you that USC is an academic institution on par with Harvard
* The guy who works for his Dad yet considers himself "self made"
* The guy who jerks off Traveler
* The guy who wears a white sweater on the sidelines and calls himself a "Yell Leader" instead of just "queer"

See? It's easy.

"Actually, I’m pretty everything is spelled correctly. We have spellchecker you know."

Hmm, I'm not familiar with Cal Sate LA. Maybe your next article can be about them.

For the "The 100 Types of USC Fans list, # 1 should definitely be 'The jagoff who thinks he's funny and comes up with an 'The 100 Types of UCLA fans' list that does not contain a single clever or funny item.

And I'm not a UCLA fan. Just somebody who thinks this might be the dumbest thing I've read on the web in months.

Well said, sir! XD

Hey Artie... GO ON A DIET!!!

There's no spell check for Ringling Brothers, genius.

Actually, I'm pretty everything is spelled correctly. We have spellchecker you know.

Learn how to SPELL!!!!!!!!!